Saturday, December 25, 2010
2010 Christmas Highlights
Monday, December 13, 2010
2010 Headlines from the Larsen Family Times
Stop the Presses: “Spencer (3 1/2) Was the World’s Easiest Potty Trained Kid!” The community at large rejoices as the last box of diapers is happily donated to the toddler down the street. The Larsen Household is now officially diaper-free.
Personals: “One adorable black lab/collie mix puppy available at the pound.” Oh wait, no she’s not, because we took her home! All are immediately smitten with charms of said puppy… even mom, who had to clean up her puppy poop. Bella grew really fast, but she’s a good doggie!
Sports: “Footworks Young Adult Clogging team comes home with three first place wins from Western Nationals!”
“Team Bella-n-Kids Clock New Speed Records On Kitchen/Front Room Speedway”
Theater Review: “Madison High School’s Fall Musical of ‘Singing in the Rain’ (Choreography by Gary Larsen) is Smashing Success!”
Health and Beauty: “Larsens Join the Nebulizer Owner’s Club as Pneumonia Sweeps through the Family. Enrollment in the Albuterol Flavor of the Month Plan is a Bonus.”
“Tylenol with Codeine Ruled an Effective Pain Reliever When Margaret Larsen Broke Both Wrists in One Scooter Accident”
“How to Give Dogs Pain Pills for Broken Legs: A Primer”
Weekend: “2010 Critic’s Choice Awards go to Tepanyaki Restaurants, Mountain Dew Apple Dumplings, Donckel’s Belgian Truffles, Horseback Riding, Zumba, The Grand del Mar, Bye Bye Birdie, The Princess Bride, Three Amigos, Legos, The Hunger Games and The Fablehaven Series”
Travel Section: “SE Idaho Prime Destination for Outdoor Recreation”: bridge jumping, waterfall tours, hiking, and river and pond swimming win top accolades. Contact the editor to book your reservation at the Casa del Larsen as your gateway to Yellowstone, Jackson Hole and the infamous (that’s “more than famous”) St. Anthony sand dunes!
Want Ads: one tired mom desires in-house assistant to aid with dishwashing, cooking, cleaning, laundry, bum wiping, carpools, midnight sheet changings, doing screaming daughters’ hair, etc. Payment will be in meatballs, with signing bonus of caramel popcorn, depending on experience.
Thanksgiving 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Thank-A-Thon
People Who Have Changed My Life
In no particular order, and not in enough detail, and leaving out many, I’m sure, but only by accident and because time and space here are issues…
· My husband, Gary. He sees, loves and nurtures (and puts up with!) the real Mindy – nuff said. And he brought out the wackier side of my sense of humor – without him I would never have come to appreciate Dumb and Dumber and Tommy Boy. And he refined my taste in cheese. And we laugh a lot together. And oh yes I love him a lot!
· My siblings (and in-laws) and parents… but I can’t go into all that here because I would never have done. Last summer though at Aspen Grove I wrote them each a detailed, specific letter letting them know why I appreciate them and how they have changed my life. You are loved, dear family! And mom and dad, a special thank you – your high opinion of me makes me want to live up to it.
· My kids – you have pages and pages in y our journals detailing my love and delight in you. Read them and know how deeply I love you. In general though, parenting has presented me with my biggest challenge… and therefore my biggest opportunity for growth.
· My core best friends: Christy Knight, for being an answer to prayer again and again and again… I consider you my true, beloved sister! Pammy Welch – you saved me in LA so many times, plus you helped me develop a backbone. And nobody swears at me like you do! I adore you honey! Julianne Muhlestein – LA would have been a cold and dreary place without you. Settlers Forever! (I am the king of Catan, no matter what Kerry says!) Sarah Cannon, my goddess divine in Charlotte, I continue to learn so much from you and miss you dreadfully! Juli Hicks, ditto. Please come visit. My HHS cronies, for making my high school years (and the married Vegas Girls trips) so freakin’ awesome. Who else would appreciate my taste in Broadway music and dance in the parking lot with me? Stina Berg, you gorgeous Chinese brainiac you - sure wish Oklahoma were closer! And B, Brenda Franson, for being my saving grace, confidante, and self-reliance guru in Rexburg. I am so lucky to have found such amazing women in my many moves to enrich my life!
· Kim Clayton, the director of the singing groups I grew up in – can enough ever be said about him? Funny, strict, inspiring, talented, the best mentor in every way. If you’ve ever worked with him, you understand. Plus the broad range of music he exposed us to acquainted me with some of the best out there, and gave me a deeply personal attachment to particular songs and music as a whole. And the places he took us, Cali and Florida and Washington and England – in many ways he opened the world to me!
· Debbie Brower, my best friend from 5-8th grade. Ah, the complete satisfaction and stability to my soul to have a bosom and best friend! She was the reason Junior High was so great for me. Plus she got me out of reading the Beverly Cleary books and into the good stuff – Gone with the Wind in particular. She and I were two peas in the proverbial pod.
· My cousin Brittany, who told me when I was about eight that the Lord does everything for us and all he asks is that we kneel when we pray to him. I have had no problem getting on my knees ever since.
· Helen Stewart and Randy Puzey, our RS pres and bishop in the Sugar City ward, for showing me what loving, ideal leaders can do for a person.
· Lucy Maude Montgomery and Jane Austen. I cried when I was sick once, probably in 5th grade, because Anne Shirley wasn’t a real person. These two authors, above all others, enhanced my love of nature, love of literature, my love of romance, and my (rather extreme) idealism. They lived and wrote in a time when men and women were expected to be good, moral, and respectful of each other. I envy that, and believe in it still as the best way for society to function.
· My English teachers, from Heather Brunjes on to M. Haltiner. I remember and value you all. Thank you for teaching me to love your subject! And infinite thanks to Julie Hewlett as well for being absolutely unequalled and for inspiring me to be a Humanities major. And for Madame Davis, who nurtured my love for French as well and gave me so many opportunities for leadership.
· To George Henry, that infamous AP American History teacher, who taught me how to write. I could write before that class, and write well, but he showed me how to simplify, systematize and understand what I did that made good writing. Plus I loved a challenge back then, so being one of only two students to get “A’s” out of him was a thrill. And he was so stimulating to work with – didn’t take any crap – as the student leadership advisor.
· Gayle Petersen, Linda Slater, Dianne Richards and all my other outstanding Young Women’s advisors. You DID make a difference.
· Charlotte Bronte for writing Jane Eyre, the story about a young woman who sticks to her convictions and does the hard thing. I so love that book.
· Nanny, who with her amazing love and unselfishness always calls when I need someone to talk to, always so concerned about everyone but herself. From her I have learned the value of a life spent in service.
· Jonas Anderson, who may never realize that that day he stopped and talked with me at the Morris Center at BYU my freshman year when I was having a bad day forever attested to me that God works through other people. Thank you for being one of his trustiest tools, Vern! Cody Tower, you were there for me at a dark moment too – thanks for being a great listener and friend.
· The Fellas – Mark, Charlie, Ryan, Mel, Blue and Greg – I always admired the way you stuck together with your unapologetic, absolute friendship for each other. Plus you were some of my very best friends (and crushes!) for years, and made my HS junior year absolutely GOLDEN. Thanks especially to Mark and Charlie. Love you both… in a completely platonic way, of course!
· My Crushes – I had several rather violent crushes that each lasted for years – Jim, Jason, Ryan, and Jarrod - thanks for being the patient targets of my naive romantic passions. Jarrod, you were also the first heartbreak – so painful through the duration, but I saw afterwards how necessary the cracking of that nut was. It prepared me for what was to come and I would have been crushed without it. If that makes any sense. It does to me. So, thank you.
· My Clayton friends, who gave me the separate life and friends to fall back on if others weren’t working out: Andrew Nielsen (my brother), Annie Breinholt, Angela Bentley, Kyle Taylor, Jen Medsker, the Williams, the Knapps, so many others.
· President Monson, who’s warmth, charisma, faith, healing powers, and vast and measureless love for the individual have wrought many miracles in my life.
· Bro. Perotti and Kenny ______ (sorry, brain freeze), my two favorite seminary teachers, for awakening the scripture studying beast within me and welcoming me to the world of actually studying my scriptures and the gospel on a daily basis.
· Victor Hugo, Boublil and Schoenberg for Les Miserables, the book and musical. The book helped solidify my concept of mercy and redemption, and the musical, one of the best ever, introduced me to the world of Broadway musicals.
· To my first period French I class at Murray high my first year of teaching – you were the difficult class, the challenging class, the obnoxious class… the class that cried when I told them I was leaving the next year to move to LA. You taught me that the kids with the pink hair, black clothes and dog collars can be the most imaginative, endearing, and potential –filled kids out there. Go get’em! I’m sure you already have.
There’s more, I’m sure, but dinner must be got and children fed. Thanks everyone for touching my life in permanent, precious ways!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
The Good, the Bad, and the Broken Wrists
We've had a delightful week (sarcastically and otherwise); here are the highlights.
The Good:
*We got to go stay with Nana and Papa in
*Maggie took
The Bad:
*Maggie broke both her wrists riding a scooter at Nana and Papa’s house. Yup, she had to have two casts put on. We were hoping for green and red, since she’ll have them on for most of the Christmas season, but they were out of both so we went with blue and pink. She was a trooper through it all (the Tylenol with Codeine helped!), and everyone in the
*Bella the dog got hit by a car (we think) and broke her leg too. So we plastered her leg up as well, and since we don’t exactly carry “doggy insurance,” hers cost a lot more than Maggie’s did! She hobbles around great though, and she and Maggie are now Plaster Pals.
*The same day of the spelling bee and the casts, Spencer was up from
At Little Boy Heaven (also known as the Dinosaur Museum at Thanksgiving Point)
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Halloween
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Happy Hula Birthday Sophie!
Breakfast. That's an "S" and a "6" - Gary's the master of French Toast Carving. And of Cake Decorating (but hey, I baked them, made the frosting, and stuck in the candles!):
Things I love about my Sophie:
Autumn in Idaho
Monday, October 11, 2010
Snapshots
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Excerpt from an email to my sisters: An Unusual Week
Hi gals! So I just had A WEEK. Yes I know it's not over yet, and I may have some good thrilling stories to add to my list below, but for now, I'll just sum it up because sometimes a girl's just gotta vent... and laugh... or cry?
Monday: AM - woke up to discover that my right contact never made it into my contact case. Found it dry and crackly on the floor later. Did resuscitate it, but was visually lopsided for a few hours. Should have known right there that that was setting me up for a week of overall insanity.
Went out to the garage to drive Spencer's preschool carpool (5 kids) and realized, oh, my car's not in the garage! Oh yeah, it's at the church, because
Sophie forgot to put on a pullup and wet the bed. Cue laundry.
Tuesday: Spencer wakes up with a low fever. I still pile him in the car and we do errands in
Wednesday early AM:
Spence wakes up at 3 almost unable to breathe, begging for medicine. Luckily my foresighted and beloved neighbor smelled drama and had lent me her nebulizer the night before when she heard Spence wheezing, so we gave him a treatment and a blessing. I was primed and ready to race to the emergency room, but his breathing calmed down enough to go back to sleep so I spent the rest of the night dozing at his side to make sure he was still breathing. Yes, it was one of those nights.
Still Wedneday AM: I was supposed to drive Spencer's carpool again but totally forgot about it in stressing about who could stay with him while I drove the other kids, then counting down the minutes until I could take him to his doctor's appointment because he was so deathly ill. Plus I was a little hung over for the Benadryl I had given myself for my insane allergies right now, so Mindy's Head was not completely on, so to speak. Spencer throws up all over me, his pajamas, his blanket and his bean bag. I try to clean it all up while trying to keep Bella from eating the throw up. GROSS! One of the other four parents finally called asking if I needed help with driving the kids, and I melted down into tears of humiliation when I looked at the clock and it was already after 10. Totally mortified. Then I still had to get Sophie to school because the stupid district doesn't bus the kindergartners any more, then the minute she was off I raced to the Community care where Spence got a steroid breathing treatment, a chest x-ray, two shots and a prescription for antibiotics and albuterol because he had croup
Thursday: Sophie wakes up with a fever this time. Seriously? Repeat Wednesday but add teaching clogging classes and frantically calling around about car tires to the mix. Can't leave the kids with anyone to go to the grocery store so are completely out of milk, eggs, oranges and bread - our staples. I do have old rice leftovers and instant oatmeal though, and nobody feels well enough to eat much anyway, so hey, no problem! That's what food storage is for.
PM I do get to exercise and shower after kids are in bed, so there's a bright spot.
So Friday and Saturday have yet to come but I'm hoping for calmer weather. Spencer's doing better and Sophie has yet to develop the pneumonia part of the illness, so we'll see. Sorry for the whiny ramble, but really, after a week of random craziness like this I just had to get some of it out! blah!